Brutal room roasts. Better spaces.
What’s your
room score?
Your room has been posting red flags. Upload the evidence for a funny roast, a real score, and the makeover moves that get it back on speaking terms.
Rooms + desks only. No account required for the demo.
Emergency decor meeting
“This setup has the energy of a group project: technically functional, emotionally unfinished.”
Upload → get roasted → challenge the group chat
Upload the evidence.
Rooms and desks only for now. This prototype creates a local sample roast from your photo’s file details—no live AI image analysis is running yet.
Skip addresses, documents, faces, or anything you would not share. Your image is previewed locally and not uploaded in this demo.
No account. No payment. Just a sample score.
The challenge loop
Get roasted.
Get better.
Drop the evidence
Upload one room or desk photo. Keep it clear, keep it yours, keep your address out of frame.
Survive the verdict
Get a funny score, five category breakdowns, and a roast aimed at the setup—not you.
Start the comeback
Take the makeover fixes, share the challenge card, then make your friends risk it too.
Built to spread
Not a design app.
A dare.
Post your score. Tag the friend whose desk looks like an electrical fire drill. Let the group chat decide who actually has taste.
Your setup knows what it did
Put it on trial.
One room photo. One sample score. Maximum group-chat consequences.
Roast my room